So I was cleaning my pit of a room today when I came across at least 10 pairs of old running shoes among 15 other pairs of footwear. It struck me that Gabe is not the only shoe fanatic in the house. Granted, all of the shoes I own I have worn at one point or another, and I have never ordered used pairs online. Nevertheless, I figured I would exhibit some awesome shoes I wish I owned but don't have the money for (or am too cheap to buy them).
First off, the Ferris Bueller edition Nike Dunks.
This version of the shoe incorporates all the colors of Ferris's outfit from the movie. The leopard print in the laces and tongue really turn the ladies on, and the colors match with any blue jeans or khaki pants.
While on the topic of Nike Dunks, I figured I'd add the Pee Wee Herman Dunks as well.
Now these are rather bland, but notice the red tag on the tongue. For anyone who does not like wearing anything flashy, but still likes being witty, these are the shoes for you.
Of course, no collection would be complete without a pair of Tims. Now I may not look very good in the classic boots, but I might if I got a pair of these bad Larrys. These are the custom Tims with Burberry print; very sexy.
I wouldn't even want to wear these out of the house with fear that they might get scuffed by jealous wannabes.
The last pair for today are by Lacoste.
I can't even describe them, other than by saying that wearing these will get you instantly laid. Of course I don't need the help from shoes, but either way, I would still enjoy the eye fuckage.
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