Now I know what you're thinking. I'm probably gonna say something like "tequila made me vom back into a cup in a bar, so it sucks!" Well, although that may be true, my sole purpose today is to explain to you about an experience I had today, as well as last Sunday morning during the infamous Mcy D's breakfast club gathering.
You would think that a seasonal beverage would be quite awesome, especially when Sir Scott Woodnorth (see tool above) talks it up and brags about his experiences with this so called "treat". Yes, it is March, and yes, I am talking about the one and only Shamrock Shake. This thick and minty mush is extremely rich in leprechauny lusciousness, and makes you feel like a million bucks, until about 2 minutes after consumption. That is, if you get a medium size. A large... forget it, you won't even be able to finish it without vomiting light green lactose all over the poor sucker next to you who is trying not to do the same thing. I also do not recommend mixing this product with peppermint schnapps, as this will only increase chance of vomitation and/or ulcer.
In conclusion, only visit Ronald's house of fun on Sunday mornings, and restrict your beverage diet to coffee or OJ (or if you must, blue powerade).
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